fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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