I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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