just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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