Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
it was like his penis was on wheels.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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