Hey man sorry I got all grabby
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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