I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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