Me too!
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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