I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
3 2 1 whiskey
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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