I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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