Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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