Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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its like you know when i get waxed
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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