What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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