Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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