Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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