party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
the condom got lost in my hair
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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