in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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