so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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