on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
