operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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