Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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