listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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