When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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