How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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