Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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