Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I would ride that face into the sunset
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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