He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
How does one acquire holy water?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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