He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
do nipples grow back?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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