Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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