I don't think brook has ever known best
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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