normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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