dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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