Kiss
Puke
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
be right there i have to get my cape
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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