I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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