I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Randomize
