I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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