yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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