# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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