scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
he was CRYING into my vagina
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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