Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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