I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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