oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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