oh god the rape fog is back!
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
His hands were made for my vagina.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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