There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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