have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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