may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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