I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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