so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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