I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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