Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
my liver is dry heaving
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