i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Randomize
