Don't you send me to vm
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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