can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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