If i come over, it means nothing
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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