if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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