do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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